Gold Digger

You are a gold-digger, plain and simple. From chauffer driven cars, to the latest in fashion and accessories to five-star lunches with your gang of girls, it all gets charged on your guy's card.

And guess what? You are not at all squeamish when you say, "He has the cash, I spend it!"

Little Princess

When the clock turns 12, you don't go back to being the maid; you remain who you are - a princess in a make-believe world. Life for you is nothing more than a never-ending fairy tale and you seek romance in the pages of a Mills & Boon novel.

But babes, wipe the dirt of the glass and see the real world. Are you ready to face it? Marriage is not just about candyfloss romance.

Bra Burner

'I have more balls than any man' is your life mantra and you love wearing the pants. You don't think much about men in general and if you had your way, you would wage a war to make it a woman's world.

For you, all men are MCPs but honey we did not force you to be on an OCP! More importantly, are you sure you are not in denial? After all, gentlemen do prefer blondes.

Miss Clingy

The first time around, you are just about perfect. You don't want to intrude and like to give your man all the space he needs. But when the SMS stops, your calls begin! For insecurity lies beneath!

From your clothes to hair and what to eat to what to say, you constantly worry about being better than the rest. Later? We would rather just dump you right now!

Love Lost

You have been hurt before and it still hurts. That Mills & Boon romance did not quite end the way you hoped it would. Get over it girl, you are sending all the wrong signals. Showing interest one minute, you run away the very next!

The new guy in your life does not get past the 'good friend' status and work gives you little or no time for love. It is time to move on girl, we have.