1. You break-up with your significant other and change your status from ‘in a relationship’ to ‘single’… Even before you have told your partner.

2. You are physically exhausted after poking, pinching, trout slapping or throwing a sheep at least 15 people… And you’ve never seen a trout or sheep in real life.

3. You don’t feel popular enough till your ‘social status’ does not change from ‘butterfly’ to ‘mogul’… And then you just have to have an entourage of friends.

4. You start taking personality tests and feel seriously undermined till the time you don’t know what fruit you are, what colour, what film star you resemble most… And start watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S. or Family Man just to see what character you are closest to.

5. You go for a wardrobe change, cosmetic surgery or blow some serious money just because your friends are scoring more on the ‘hot or not’ quiz… And believe you are truly a rock star because you are rated higher than your inner circle of friends on ‘compare people’.